Overheard recently ....
Law Student 1: Is it ethical to attend a law firm event only because they're having snacks and food from a great restaurant and I have no interest in going to that firm?
Law Student 2: It's your ethical duty to pillage corporate defense firms for their food and drinks.
Legal Ethics Instructor: Hey, I teach legal ethics. Do you mind if I post that on my blog?
Law Student 2: Seriously, who said that?
Legal Ethics Instructor: I am serious. I'm not a student. I really do teach legal ethics. Mind if I post it on my legal ethics blog?
Law Student 2: Sure, go ahead.
[note: dialogue edited per comments of Student 2 below. Thanks, Student 2!]