March Madness! (think USN&WR rankings, not basketball)

Well, the rankings are [probably] out.  In a perfect world, law schools would provide data about their students' debt loads, their entering credentials, their bar passage rates by entering credentials and by class rank, their hiring statistics (including starting salary) by entering credentials and class rank, and other data that students would find useful when deciding whether to enrol, when deciding what 2L and 3L courses to take, and when deciding how to enter the profession.  The schools don't want to, and so far nobody can make them.  While the number of (largely irrelevant) ranking schemes continue to proliferate, the grand-daddy of them all, the USN&WR rankings, are [purportedly] now out.  (Bracketed text was subsequently added.)